It's all coming back to me now like a hot kiss on the end of a wet fist...

This is an homage to my favorite Radio show, I'm not normally a fanboy but I thought the jokes and art would carry it even out of context of the show...

This is my new book Sushi Tuxedo It's like open mouth tongue kisses to your subarachnoid spaces!
Only 5 dollars!..a steal!

This just sprouted from my sketchbook as a whole piece... nothing feels better

It's not so shocking...

This is a wedding present for some number jockey friends of ours who got trampled by love.

And yes, CHOOP! is the sound that is made when you escape Meganumerators gravitized digit prison!

He gives you creepy shoulder massages seemingly appearing out of nowhere, unwanted, grippy, clammed hands digging into your shoulders, if you shook his hand you'd never think he had that much strength because of the limp knuckly way he offers his hand to shake...

Shit, he's behind you now!...

Spring into Reading

Considering a seasonal series..Need some suggestions...Fall Into Reading in on my mind...trying to think of some ideas for the Winter and Summer Inspriration. My wife used this as a gift as small framed pictures for teacher appreciation week at her school.  She also made bookmarks for all of her kids and certificates for students who met their 25 book goal.  They loved the illustration.

Wedding Gift for Friends

Made up Band Names

Slowmotion Astrovan Explosion

Mike Woodson's Curious Hair Circle

Pickin' Berries With The Girls

Almost Wanted

Breakfast with the girls

Pattymelt Diary Junior's Diner

Footenanny

                                               

                       

Rough Sketch

Jarfield Cloddingdish just a rough sketch today.  Juggling drawing and writing. 

Welcome to BoogerFart Island!

The man that met us at the dock looked like something out of a safari catalogue, if there is such a thing, the pith helmet on his head matched the perfectly pressed khaki jacket, shirt, cargo shorts, socks and boots, “Hiho” he chirped as he walked toward us hands outstretched offering to carry our bags “I’m Cloddingdish, Jarfield Cloddingdish, but you can call me “Clod” everyone does, Welcome to Boogerfart Island!” “Well thanks Clod I’m Fairly Gravystains, the guy who wrote you about coming here and filming and this is my girlfriend slash cinematographer Kat Flickingham.

“Well, it’s great to meet you both, let’s see if we can get you two settled in and maybe we can get in a quick tour of the island before it gets too dark” his eyes squinting behind his round wire rimmed glasses to the imagined darkness and his “how do ya do!” grin turning into a perplexed puffing of the cheeks behind a mustache a walrus would be proud of.

“Sounds like a plan Clod the boat ride left us antsy and ready to roll” I stammered as we made our way up the path to the bungaloes.